Sunday, September 11, 2011

Suck it, Ben

Sunday afternoon, at the bar:

Me: “I think the Ravens could win this”

Boyfriend: “I don’t know, Ben Roethlisberger always beats you guys”

Me: “Yeah, well he beats women, too.”

In your FACE, Roethlisberger.

Yeah, you totally want to drag her into a bar bathroom and then pay a fancy lawyer to get you out of it, don’t you, Ben…


7 comments:

  1. ^ agreed, gross. Ben IS a scumbag, but that's why I'm a STEELERS fan.

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  2. Ah well, nobody's perfect, Salem :) Lucky for you, I like blog-stalking you anyway!

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  3. Are you from Baltimore or just a Ravens fan? That is a fab picture. I approve of all anti-Steeler rhetoric! Huzzah!

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  4. I'm originally from Baltimore ... I think some of my first words as a small child were "I hate Ursay." I bounced around for a bit before ending up back in the DC area- the Ravens will always be my first love, and the Steelers will always be a bunch of dirty, backwards hicks.

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  5. Welcome home (sort of)! As the hubs calls them, The Shittsburg Steelers. I Heart the Ravens!! Nice to find another fan in the blogesphere. :)

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  6. I like that one ... we've always gone with the classic Pissburgh Squeelers. Is it a coincidence that the name of their town is so easy to substitute with gross bodily excretions? I think not.

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