Me: “I think the Ravens could win this”
Boyfriend: “I don’t know, Ben Roethlisberger always beats you guys”
Me: “Yeah, well he beats women, too.”
In your FACE, Roethlisberger.
Sunday, September 11, 2011
Suck it, Ben
Sunday afternoon, at the bar:
Me: “I think the Ravens could win this”
Boyfriend: “I don’t know, Ben Roethlisberger always beats you guys”
Me: “Yeah, well he beats women, too.”
In your FACE, Roethlisberger.
Yeah, you totally want to drag her into a bar bathroom and then pay a fancy lawyer to get you out of it, don’t you, Ben…
Me: “I think the Ravens could win this”
Boyfriend: “I don’t know, Ben Roethlisberger always beats you guys”
Me: “Yeah, well he beats women, too.”
In your FACE, Roethlisberger.
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ReplyDelete^ agreed, gross. Ben IS a scumbag, but that's why I'm a STEELERS fan.
ReplyDeleteAh well, nobody's perfect, Salem :) Lucky for you, I like blog-stalking you anyway!
ReplyDeleteAre you from Baltimore or just a Ravens fan? That is a fab picture. I approve of all anti-Steeler rhetoric! Huzzah!
ReplyDeleteI'm originally from Baltimore ... I think some of my first words as a small child were "I hate Ursay." I bounced around for a bit before ending up back in the DC area- the Ravens will always be my first love, and the Steelers will always be a bunch of dirty, backwards hicks.
ReplyDeleteWelcome home (sort of)! As the hubs calls them, The Shittsburg Steelers. I Heart the Ravens!! Nice to find another fan in the blogesphere. :)
ReplyDeleteI like that one ... we've always gone with the classic Pissburgh Squeelers. Is it a coincidence that the name of their town is so easy to substitute with gross bodily excretions? I think not.
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